2 elderly women meet up again for the first time at their 60th high school reunion.

They’re talking and catching each other up in their lives since leaving high school.

One tells the other she’s been married 4 times.
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“4 times, you’ve had 4 husbands!”

“Yes. My 1st husband was a banker, my 2nd husband was an actor, after that was a rabbi, and my current husband is an undertaker.”

“That’s really weird you went for such a strange variety of men. Why did you marry them?”

“I had a purpose for that… 1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready And 4 to go”

There was a little old lady who was very spiritual,

Who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell

“Praise the Lord!”

One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady.

So after a month or so of her yelling “Praise the Lord” from her porch,

The neighbour went outside on his porch and yelled back,

“There is no Lord!”

Yet, the little old lady continued.

One cold, wintery day, when the little old lady couldn’t get to the store due to snowfall, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said,

“Help me Lord, I have no more money, it’s cold, and I have no more food.”

The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week.

“Praise the Lord! ” she yelled.

The atheist stepped out from the bushes and said,

“Haha! There is no Lord, I bought those groceries for you!”

The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and yelled,

“Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!”
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